g apart a visitor- presumably because he/she isnt rich enough or his socks dont match- alert zoo officials. This is like, the fifth
time this week!
Some animals form
very close familial bonds. If you see the chimpanzees cooing about their dresses, hair or womanly strength and courage, approach zoo management immediately. We will issue you a complementary sick bag and free counselling on the spot.
Tigers are cool, solitary animals who totally deserve their own room. They brood, read Ayn Rand, watch TV and generally do not make a nuisance of themselves.
This is a good thing .\u0026amp
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