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It's a good thing I like to read my blog Every now and then. Last week, I Seriously Considered deleting my account for Some reason I can not recall Longer. Bad day, I guess. Anyway, it Helps to go back Every now and then and laugh at Some of the posts. Some are funny, Some Are inane. But none of themes are morbid. I Took Care of That. No doubt There's a bit of Jean Teasdale Here and There in my writing, pero I make it work. Yes. That 'm good.
Due Date
I saw today. It Was Fun. What a good looking with Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Goodgodwhatkindofnameisthatis. The Latte is funny, pero G Pointed out as I did the exact Same Thing in Hangover. Oh well, as long as its funny. It did raise Though Some Ethical questions. It's wrong to spit in a dog's eye, te Otherwise I Would kill him.

Also, His dog does not like me. This is the first time I That Have Encountered a dog does not like me. Well, second really. The first dog I did not like WAS Also an Alsatian. But I slammed the door in His face. Nasty bastard Could hold a grudge sure. Speaking of Alsatians, MOST of themes are wimps. They Lose Their shit as soon as a fire cracker goes off. That's inconvenient if Said Severely shit is about the Same size as a small mammal. One point for building mum's case in the on-going debate "Why we wont ever get a dog, and if we do it will Be Over my dead body".

So we Decided to get ducks. Yes. I Said ducks. For the pond in Jodhpur. Unfortunately There's a half-starved cat around Who Seem Tofully endorse the idea of ducks in the vicinity so its been put on hold. Atleast until the cat decides to go vegan.

And what is the deal with vegan? I can eat only plant products but no animal products? That's not right. All the good stuff has legs! And how are babies supposed to get along without milk? That can't be legal. 

 I tried Eggs Benedict today. It was rather nice and pretty fancy. Except I have it only all the time. Its egg on toast with ham. The only big difference is this hollandaise sauce which frankly, I didn't really see. But as I said, very tasty. Plus I got some bacon and sausages from a certain boyfriend who cant stand pork and ordered a plateful on my recommendation. Whoops.

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In a world overrun by Robert Pattison and Mr Big (what the sod Is That, anyway?) It Can Be a bit daunting to find a decent guy hot. There Are of course, everyone Agraeans on The Few. We Will not Even Clooney and Pitt talk about any more. Any Guy Who can eat tacos for a two and a half hour movie and still look pretty That has nothing left to Prove. But I never got the rest.

Vampires, wizards and-this I will never understand-werewolves ... Is it just me, or do Women seem to Gravitate Towards Men Who Actually want to eat Them? Whats next? Hannibal Lecter? And please That Do not answer.

And while I'm at it, I can not resist on hating on The Few classics. What can I say? I'm a bitch. CHTim to die. Or at the very least, get some dirt on him.  Anyone who can blow up a building, tredge through a swamp, almost get eaten up by some sort of exotic marine monstrosity and then stop another building from blowing up should be frickin' dirty. That's all I'm saying. And then he waltzes out with not so much as a speck on him. Tell me he doesn't deserve to be run over.

Enrique Iglesias. Yes, I liked him when I was 13. I admit it. But anyone who spends that much time defending 'Little Iggy' has issues.
Real
issues.

And finally, on another level of paedophilia, the Jonas Brothers. They scare me. They are walking, talking Ken Dolls. Ken Dolls with instruments. That they don't know how to play. There I said it.  

Anyway, in this melee, sifting the Few Good Men is still left a daunting task. However, I Have Achieved it. Because I am awesome. Presenting the alpha and omega of shaggability, and I do not care Who Disagro. These Are the only men left hot. Oh, and dibs.
Hugh Laurie:

Nothing is more attractive to a woman Than Someone Who saves lives. Except for a Guy Who saves lives and Does not Give A crap. We're fucked up that way. But this isn't about Dr House. Mr Laurie is sharp, talented, handsome and funny as hell. And His musical gift is nothing to scoff at. "Mystery & quXC Carlos Acosta:

This Cuban Adonis is God's gift to woman kind. I'm not kidding. He's beautiful. Period. I don't admit to knowing much about the wonderful world of dance, but even my untrained eye can grasp the absolute artistry of his performances. Form and grace personified. Not to mention that fine bone structure and keen soulful eyes. Truly magnificent.

More coming as soon as I find them. This is, after all a labor of love.